Omg. It's finally over!!! After all that time wasted studying(haha), we're finally free! I'm talking about mid year exams of course. Anyone who's anyone should be out watching a movie right now. Watching Spider-man 3 at plaza sing later. =) Marcus lah take elect lit for what?? Haha jk jk. My endorphines are driving overtime now. ~damn high~ (oops still influenced by bio). Ah still got june hols to empty my mind. hehe. Ah well. 0 lvl year but still slacking off. I'm sick of hearing that from teachers anyway.
"Boys you all are taking 0 levels this year so please put in more effort!" ...whatever lah. screw the 0s. bleah. That fella who got 10 a1s, get a life. i mean, what, u spend the whole year studying or sth ar?! Ok ok enough of school life. Can't be bothered especially since mid year over.
For those who are still taking exams(LOSERSS!) here are some science related jokes to cheer your spirits.

1)Archimedes, Pascal, and Newton are playing hide-and-seek. Archimedes covers his eyes and starts counting. Pascal looks around and hides behind a bush. Newton grabs a stick and scrapes a one meter by onemeter square in the dirt and stands in it. Otherwise he does not hide at all. Archimedes opens his eyes and looks around. Of course, he immediately sees Newton and calls "I see Newton." Newton calmly says "But hang on, one Newton in asquare meter is a Pascal!"

2)A hydrogen atom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Gee you look a little down. Is something the matter?" The hydrogen atom says, "Yes, I've lost an electron." The bartender asks, "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive."

Haha. Useful right!

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Kor Jiahui Jeremy
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